PBL Trash Talk Thread! (Woo memes)

[Matt_192]

Original thread for context: http://perfectpokemon.com/threads/o...ers-league-2-0-pbl-draft-format-league.20831/

Hey guys! This is the official thread for PBL trash talk! Whilst we don't object to some in the shoutbox, it'd be better if we could record them in here for some great memes after we finish

OP isn't too long, but here's a few tags for people to get started!

@G @Gold 2.0 @Cheza @notsoclutch @kankuro236 @Martin @cj-97 @MrMcgee1311 @MrSilver

Have fun! Try not to get things too out of hand though - I will have to get involved if things get extremely personal. Remember, it's just light hearted!

 

[notsoclutch]

Don't let me draft Zapdos and Suicune or I'll 6-5 all of you with my pressure stall!

 

[Gold 2.0]

Wow g is actually already so irrelevant the OP tag of him didn't register

 

[Cheza]

@Gold 2.0 imma sit on your lunch and pick Rhydon.

 

[Matt_192]

> drafts Manaphy
> drafts Mega Latias
> drafts Wobbuffet
> drafts Mega Venusaur
> drafts JOIN

Did I piss everyone off yet?

 

[Gold 2.0]

@Gold 2.0 imma sit on your lunch and pick Rhydon.

I wanted Rhyhorn anyway

 

[Cheza]

> drafts Manaphy
> drafts Mega Latias
> drafts Wobbuffet
> drafts Mega Venusaur
> drafts JOIN

Did I piss everyone off yet?

YES I want Wobbuffet! Pushes Matt*

@Gold 2.0 welp pfft

 

[notsoclutch]

I wanted Rhyhorn anyway

Better get that first pick NU then.

 

[Matt_192]

I don't even need to set Martin's game language to Japanese to 6-0 him.

 

[G]

Wow g is actually already so irrelevant the OP tag of him didn't register

so irrelevant that the name is constantly above and before you in everything pbl related.

 

[notsoclutch]

I don't even need to set Martin's game language to Japanese to 6-0 him.

*assuming it's not the finals*

 

[Matt_192]

so irrelevant that the name is constantly above and before you in everything pbl related.

But Dylan signed up before you

 

[Cheza]

@Gold 2.0 trade you Rhydon for Rhyhorn?

 

[G]

But Dylan signed up before you

banter thread official sign up sheet mate cmon

@Gold0.2

 

[Matt_192]

banter sign up thread the official sign up sheet mate cmon

:^))



Clutch's team is gonna be as good as his mascot in UU :^)

 

[notsoclutch]

:^))



Clutch's team is gonna be as good as his mascot in UU :^)

It would still be an improvement on last years performance.

 

[Martin]

Hey G.

You must think you're hot stuff. Coming into this thread like anyone knows who the f**k you are. You must think you are a god with your stall that gets 6:0'd by a funning winged egg. You must think your stall which loses to something so simple is untouchable. Well guess what? You're not hot stuff, and you're not untouchable.

You are mediocre. You play stall because your brain lacks the capacity to play anything which requires any actual thought. You are the perfect example of a shit player. Making others' lives miserable for the sake of winning a game which you shouldn't be winning in the first place. You play games which go up to the time limit for the sake of infuriating your opponents, but guess what? It doesn't work. Anyone who understands how to play against stall would maul you. Anyone who brings a stallbraker will break you before you even hit the 30 minute mark. You have built up a wall and it will fall faster than you are able to process the fact that it is falling. You will never get better. You will remain in mediocrity forever because you cannot process the fact the safety wall you have created with stall is going to collapse on you.

Until you learn how to play a real team you will always be short of truly reaching the top. You will never improve your mental battling ability; you will never become a true Pokémon master until you master balance, offense, BO and anything else. Because of this shield you will never master them, as you think you are invincible until you see yourself lose to a funning Togekiss.

You need to look in a mirror. Reflect on your life and whether it has any purpose. Because it has none. Not in Pokémon it doesn't. And it will probably never have one.

 

[Matt_192]

Hey G.

You must think you're hot stuff. Coming into this thread like anyone knows who the f**k you are. You must think you are a god with your stall that gets 6:0'd by a funning winged egg. You must think your stall which loses to something so simple is untouchable. Well guess what? You're not hot stuff, and you're not untouchable.

You are mediocre. You play stall because your brain lacks the capacity to play anything which requires any actual thought. You are the perfect example of a shit player. Making others' lives miserable for the sake of winning a game which you shouldn't be winning in the first place. You play games which go up to the time limit for the sake of infuriating your opponents, but guess what? It doesn't work. Anyone who understands how to play against stall would maul you. Anyone who brings a stallbraker will break you before you even hit the 30 minute mark. You have built up a wall and it will fall faster than you are able to process the fact that it is falling. You will never get better. You will remain in mediocrity forever because you cannot process the fact the safety wall you have created with stall is going to collapse on you.

Until you learn how to play a real team you will always be short of truly reaching the top. You will never improve your mental battling ability; you will never become a true Pokémon master until you master balance, offense, BO and anything else. Because of this shield you will never master them, as you think you are invincible until you see yourself lose to a funning Togekiss.

You need to look in a mirror. Reflect on your life and whether it has any purpose. Because it has none. Not in Pokémon it doesn't. And it will probably never have one.

 

[cj-97]

Guys. Who's drafting the cancer keys this time kek

 

[Matt_192]

Guys. Who's drafting the cancer keys this time kek

> insert joke about G and stall