Rate My Team VGC

[ForbiddenSandwich]

THE BIG 6
Mega-Alakazam Timid 252 attack 252 speed
Fire punch
Ice punch
Thunder punch
Psycho cut
Gengar Timid 252 attack 252 speed
Toxic orb
Shadow punch
Poison Jab
Substitute
Fling
Haxorus Jolly 252 Sp. Attack 252 Speed
Expert belt
Dragon pulse
Dragon dance
Dragon rage
Draco meteor
Shuckle Jolly nature 252 attack 252 speed
Life orb
Rock slide
Earthquake
Protect
Bug bite
Shedinja 252hp 252def
Flame orb
Fling
Shadow Sneak
Shadowball
Substitute
Spinda 252 attack 252 speed
Silk Scarf
Return
Teeter dance
Protect
Substitute

 

[ForbiddenSandwich]

Step aside Ray Rizzo and prepare thy anus for this amazing team.

 

[IKAI]

What about a fire type move?

 

[ForbiddenSandwich]

What about a fire type move?

Alakazam fire punch

 

[IKAI]

Oh, missed it. Great team then!

 

[ForbiddenSandwich]

Oh, missed it. Great team then!

Thanks I stayed up all night making it

 

[~Digital_Convoy~]

i feel like haxorus could have a better item on it. Not sure what, but draco plate seems gimmicky

 

[ForbiddenSandwich]

How about expert belt gotta hit those pesky dragons that I can't outspeed

 

[~Digital_Convoy~]

yeah. except haxorus's only moves are dragon so you wouldn't have any extra damage on anything else

 

[ForbiddenSandwich]

Exactly

 

[Giovanni]

I am going to say one thing only. Why on earth did you make a team like this. Haxorus with dragon rage is foolish bro. You need more coverage moves and you can't just put them on one pokemon (Ex:alakazam) Shedinja (or whatever the name is) is kind of a gimmick pokemon. You need a way better bug type man. This team looks like Lou Reed's album with Metallica.

 

[ForbiddenSandwich]

Why the hell are you taking me seriously?

 

[Giovanni]

XD, I just noticed XD.

 

[ForbiddenSandwich]

My defensive tank is clearly shedinja

 

[Giovanni]

Best one in VGC by far bro. Screw Chansey man.

 

[Giovanni]

Perfect team, only god could make this team.

 

[Erodish]

Took me a minute to notice this was joke. XD

 

[Giovanni]

@ForbiddenSandwich best joke of the week.

 

[ForbiddenSandwich]

Took me a minute to notice this was joke. XD

I can understand that life orb shuckle destroys everything later I am going on Showdown with this team

 

[Giovanni]

Battle me bro XD.