If Pokemon were Real, what would you do?

[kopy456]

My personal preference would be to catch a Houndour, Glameow and Snover, and keep them as my pets, I wouldn't let them fight though, as they might get hurt.

 

[Tcherri88]

But Pokemon are real… right?

 

[Tcherri88]

I saw it on Smosh…

 

[NotThatGuy]

If pokemon were real, I would flip shit

 

[TheQuantumNexus]

I would obviously find a Vulpix and keep it forever, then find a Pichu. Never let them evolve, show them the horrors of growing up and telling them that everyone loves tiny things Pokemon so they should stay tiny forever mwuahahaha. I love Vulpix and Pichu, though. If I could, I would definitely get them and train them. Maybe evolve them if they want, since their evolutions are Ninetails is majestic. Pikachu is cool, but I can't stand Raichu.

 

[Tcherri88]

Well if pokemon were real, then isn't it obvious? I would join Team Rocket!!!

 

[TheQuantumNexus]

Well if pokemon were real, then isn't it obvious? I would join Team Rocket!!!

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth!
That's right!​

 

[MrBR]

I'd make my own pokemon criminal organization.

 

[Jiggly]

*prepares for the apocalypse*

 

[ygygbb]

How about Mewtwo

 

[Tcherri88]

Not creepy at all....

 

[Cheza]

mmmm nothing as sweet as what you would do Kopy xD
I'd need someone to help around the house, like Ash's mothers Mr.Mime, never need to sweep again :d

aaand Jirachi (of course) to teleport me all the goodies kekekekkekekeke

 

[TheQuantumNexus]

I'd use a Stoutland as an awesome guard dog, with the perks of hopefully getting a Scottish sounding bark. That, too, would be majestic. If only dogs could be Scottish and their barks could be Scottish as well. But in the land we call Pokemon, anything is possible.

I'd also use a Camerupt as my vehicle of choice, since cars are too mainstream.

 

[Phantastic]

I'd want to have a shaymin and a vulpix as pets.

 

[sebesmos]

Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth!
That's right!​

Did you know this isn't the real team rocket motto?

 

[sebesmos]

Also unless born into said world I'd probably freakthe hell out and go hide. TThey'd be scary as hell

 

[Serj]

I would probably be like Brock and be a pokemon breeder while going after every girl I see.

 

[kiddlegamer]

I'd probably go crazy and try to complete the pokedex;D

 

[TheQuantumNexus]

But in the Poke world you get dex for just seeing it! None of this capturing nonsense!

 

[Serj]

But in the Poke world you get dex for just seeing it! None of this capturing nonsense!

Japan needs to hurry up and make pokemon real.