Poke-Puns

[TheQuantumNexus]

This is good, I can't believe it's Butterfree

Someone said butter?

 

[Gold 2.0]

Don't ever let that Horsea her kids again

 

[Gold 2.0]

I hate when people complain about loosing a battle (HYPOCRITE ALERT).
There's no Shaymin losing

 

[Gold 2.0]

I put on my Charmander pants come right off

 

[Gold 2.0]

I'm not gonna Raichu a love sooong.
Cuz you Asshh'd Furret cuz you Nido-, Uxie?

 

[Gold 2.0]

If she's a virgin, go Slowbro

 

[Gold 2.0]

Don't touch my car or I Machop your balls off.

 

[TheQuantumNexus]

Don't touch my car or I Machop your balls off.

Whoa, man, I need my Mankey to put in someone's womanlock!

 

[nolito123]

That Ho-oh me some money

 

[MegaHitmonlee]

I'm not going to let you Buizel your way out of this.

 

[Cherub Tomo]

Raichu laughing? That's not Phione. Just because I accidently spilled that Vanillite Slurpuff all over myself, you have to Exeggcute your best jokes. Well now I'm just Totodile'd off.

 

[Cherub Tomo]

Piplup to get down

 

[Matt_192]

I'm fighting a Landorus-T currently - it's pretty intimidating.

 

[Matt_192]

That Ho-oh me some money

Marrilland much?

 

[TheCreatures]

E- Raticate Mega Kangaskhan!

Well that was Onix- pected. ^

Thanks to my doctor, my Hypno- longer hurts.

Weedle make you high.